{"id":950,"date":"2004-08-17T10:16:08","date_gmt":"2004-08-17T10:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=950"},"modified":"2004-08-17T10:16:08","modified_gmt":"2004-08-17T10:16:08","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-dont-attract-pickpockets-keep-your-bag-closed-and-your-wallet-in-a-safe-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=950","title":{"rendered":"\u00abLadies and gentlemen, don&rsquo;t attract pickpockets: keep your bag closed, and your wallet in a safe place!\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A droite, la dame avec des TOC<i>*<\/i> lisait avidement un num\u00e9ro d&rsquo;<i>Union sovi\u00e9tique<\/i>, sur \u00ables perspectives de l&rsquo;\u00e9lectronique.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>A gauche, le monsieur avait des Ray-Ban d&rsquo;un m\u00e8tre carr\u00e9, un bronzage permanent, un petit foulard \u00e0 pois nou\u00e9 autour du cou, une veste ocre en velours, des mocassins blancs en croco, un petit sac \u00e0 main (pas WGP) et un grand sac de course YSL Rive-Gauche ; il donnait de l&rsquo;attitude dans le vide. <\/p>\n<p>Le violon tzigane jouait \u00abL&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 indien\u00bb comme interm\u00e8de post-qu\u00eate. <\/p>\n<p>Plus \u00e0 gauche encore, la grosse dame cambodgienne fut saisie d&rsquo;effroi quand passa G\u00e9rard-le-Clochard. <\/p>\n<p>Bient\u00f4t, je rechercherais pourquoi la Banque mondiale se faisait si myst\u00e9rieuse sur la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldbank.org\/cgi-bin\/sendoff.cgi?page=%2Fdata%2Fcountrydata%2Faag%2Fsur_aag.pdf\">dette du Surinam<\/a>. Etait-ce li\u00e9 \u00e0 cette curieuse histoire de pelles aspirantes?<\/p>\n<p>==<br \/>\n<i>* troubles obsessionnels compulsifs. <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A droite, la dame avec des TOC* lisait avidement un num\u00e9ro d&rsquo;Union sovi\u00e9tique, sur \u00ables perspectives de l&rsquo;\u00e9lectronique.\u00bb A gauche, le monsieur avait des Ray-Ban d&rsquo;un m\u00e8tre carr\u00e9, un bronzage permanent, un petit foulard \u00e0 pois nou\u00e9 autour du cou, une veste ocre en velours, des mocassins blancs en croco, un petit sac \u00e0 main [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}