{"id":871,"date":"2004-05-30T22:22:12","date_gmt":"2004-05-30T22:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=871"},"modified":"2004-05-30T22:22:12","modified_gmt":"2004-05-30T22:22:12","slug":"en-faire-un-post-sur-freedonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"En faire un post sur freedonia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#8B8B7A\">Les deux hommes de ma vie sont \u00e0 N\u00eemes ce Week-end, ils ne se connaissent pas mais ils vont peut-\u00eatre se croiser, \u00e7a a suffi \u00e0 ruiner mon dimanche. <br \/>\n-Pour \u00eatre s\u00fbr de le ruiner j\u2019ai regard\u00e9 Martine Aubry \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9 (moins conne que ce qui se dit de la Martine stagiaire-esclave mais quand m\u00eame\u2026).<br \/>\n-Bien d\u00e9cid\u00e9 \u00e0 \u00eatre une victime j\u2019ai ensuite mang\u00e9 un Kebab, seul, en terrasse. <br \/>\n-Puis la porte du s\u00e8che-linge de mon lavomatic m\u2019a donn\u00e9 un petit coup de main en se heurtant violemment \u00e0 mon cr\u00e2ne.<br \/>\n-Enfin j\u2019ai surf\u00e9 sur les sites des <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnipt.fr\"><font color=\"#8B8B7A\">\u00ab\u00a0endroits\u00a0\u00bb<\/font><\/a> ou je veux chercher du boulot.<\/p>\n<p>Dommage qu&rsquo;aucune vieille cousine moisie de mon p\u00e8re ne m&rsquo;ai invit\u00e9 \u00e0 d\u00eener ce soir&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>pfff: j&rsquo;ai quand m\u00eame eu une balle de break, mon voisin m&rsquo;a quasiment viol\u00e9 du regard vers 16h34<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les deux hommes de ma vie sont \u00e0 N\u00eemes ce Week-end, ils ne se connaissent pas mais ils vont peut-\u00eatre se croiser, \u00e7a a suffi \u00e0 ruiner mon dimanche. -Pour \u00eatre s\u00fbr de le ruiner j\u2019ai regard\u00e9 Martine Aubry \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9 (moins conne que ce qui se dit de la Martine stagiaire-esclave mais quand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}