{"id":860,"date":"2004-05-12T18:24:57","date_gmt":"2004-05-12T18:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=860"},"modified":"2004-05-12T18:24:57","modified_gmt":"2004-05-12T18:24:57","slug":"glossy-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"Glossy Shit \u00ae"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Heureusement, il y a PatCo (cf ici), comit\u00e9 central (paste this link into your browser : http:\/\/comitecentral.free.fr\/images\/lacorde.gif), le faune (\u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;ai vu une physio qui disait \u00ab\u00a0La prochaine fois, il faudra revenir look\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0\u00bb) et tous les autres pour me faire rigoler un peu.)<\/p>\n<p>Pollution, tracas, routine, solitude, manque de complicit\u00e9, inqui\u00e9tude diffuse et sans objet&#8230; Vos cheveux ne les supportent plus. Le gloss agglom\u00e8re les particules de merde saupoudr\u00e9es chaque jour sur votre tartine. Ainsi, on ne risque plus de s&rsquo;\u00e9touffer ! Cela \u00e9l\u00e8ve la d\u00e9gustation \u00e0 une certaine hauteur ! Des \u00e9tudes scientifiques le prouvent : Glossy Shit \u00ae nous aide chaque jour a accro\u00eetre les d\u00e9fenses naturelles de notre organisme. Glossy Shit \u00ae : D\u00e9clar\u00e9e source d&rsquo;hyst\u00e9rose par votre corps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Heureusement, il y a PatCo (cf ici), comit\u00e9 central (paste this link into your browser : http:\/\/comitecentral.free.fr\/images\/lacorde.gif), le faune (\u00ab\u00a0J&rsquo;ai vu une physio qui disait \u00ab\u00a0La prochaine fois, il faudra revenir look\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0\u00bb) et tous les autres pour me faire rigoler un peu.) Pollution, tracas, routine, solitude, manque de complicit\u00e9, inqui\u00e9tude diffuse et sans objet&#8230; Vos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}