{"id":799,"date":"2004-03-01T22:01:02","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T22:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=799"},"modified":"2004-03-01T22:01:02","modified_gmt":"2004-03-01T22:01:02","slug":"aujourdhui-lehandro-fait-de-la-communication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Aujourd’hui, Leh\u00e4ndro fait de la communication"},"content":{"rendered":"

10h03<\/b> \u2013 Franchis les portes de l\u2019agence. Colle imm\u00e9diatement mon portable \u00e0 l\u2019oreille et parle en Anglais pour me donner une contenance. Standardistes gloussent niaisement.<\/p>\n

10h05<\/b> \u2013 Croise coll\u00e8gues inconnus devant machine \u00e0 caf\u00e9. D\u00e9cide de me plaindre sur quantit\u00e9 de travail qu\u2019ai \u00e0 faire. Ne m\u2019\u00e9coutent pas et continuent \u00e0 parler du sein gauche de Janet Jackson.<\/p>\n

10h12<\/b> \u2013 Consulte ma messagerie vocale. Voix \u00e9rotico-rassurante m\u2019annonce gaiement que n\u2019ai pas de nouveau message. Suis scandalis\u00e9. T\u00e9l\u00e9phone sur le champ aux services g\u00e9n\u00e9raux pour les informer que mon poste ne fonctionne pas correctement.<\/p>\n

11h47<\/b> \u2013 D\u00e9cide de cr\u00e2ner. D\u00e9ambule lascivement dans l\u2019espace commercial comme Jennifer Lopez dans Waiting For Tonight. Alors que me sens hyper star, me prends les pieds dans des c\u00e2bles et tombe. Coupe instantan\u00e9ment toutes les lignes t\u00e9l\u00e9phoniques de l\u2019open space. Commerciaux me signifient leur m\u00e9contentement de fa\u00e7on assez crue.<\/p>\n

12h39<\/b> \u2013 Meurs de faim. Coll\u00e8gues stagiaires-esclaves vont d\u00e9jeuner. Machiav\u00e9liquement, leur dis que les rejoins. En fait, vais d\u00e9jeuner avec les cr\u00e9as car sont nettement plus dr\u00f4les.<\/p>\n

13h02<\/b> \u2013 Attends les cr\u00e9as.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

10h03 \u2013 Franchis les portes de l\u2019agence. Colle imm\u00e9diatement mon portable \u00e0 l\u2019oreille et parle en Anglais pour me donner une contenance. Standardistes gloussent niaisement. 10h05 \u2013 Croise coll\u00e8gues inconnus devant machine \u00e0 caf\u00e9. D\u00e9cide de me plaindre sur quantit\u00e9 de travail qu\u2019ai \u00e0 faire. Ne m\u2019\u00e9coutent pas et continuent \u00e0 parler du sein gauche […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}