{"id":798,"date":"2004-03-01T21:59:32","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T21:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=798"},"modified":"2004-03-01T21:59:32","modified_gmt":"2004-03-01T21:59:32","slug":"suite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Suite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>13h36<\/b> \u2013 Attends toujours les cr\u00e9as.<\/p>\n<p><b>13h54<\/b> \u2013 Proche de l\u2019an\u00e9mie, me r\u00e9sous \u00e0 appeler les cr\u00e9as. M\u2019informent qu\u2019entament gr\u00e8ve de la faim pour protester contre campagne non-retenue par CB News. Me mets \u00e0 pleurer. Ressemble \u00e0 Patrick Dewaere.<\/p>\n<p><b>14h33<\/b> \u2013 Boss t\u00e9l\u00e9phone et me rappelle que clients arrivent pour r\u00e9union dans trente minutes. Prends un air indign\u00e9 et lui certifie que n\u2019avais pas du tout oubli\u00e9. Outr\u00e9, raccroche et tente de g\u00e9rer crise de panique foudroyante.<\/p>\n<p><b>14h51<\/b> \u2013 Deux Valium plus tard, r\u00e9alise que suis habill\u00e9 comme Laurent Boyer en 1998. Soudoie stagiaire-esclave pour \u00e9changer nos tenues.<\/p>\n<p><b>15h19<\/b> \u2013 Renverse l\u2019int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 d\u2019un caf\u00e9 br\u00fblant sur pull Gucci pr\u00eat\u00e9 par stagiaire-esclave. Quitte la salle de r\u00e9union en hurlant de douleur. D\u00e9cide de ne pas revenir.<\/p>\n<p><b>17h24<\/b> \u2013 Beyonc\u00e9 passe en boucle depuis 45 minutes dans l\u2019open space d\u2019\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9. Contre-attaque l\u00e2chement avec Donna Summers. Stagiaire-esclave ne sait plus comment me communiquer sa haine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13h36 \u2013 Attends toujours les cr\u00e9as. 13h54 \u2013 Proche de l\u2019an\u00e9mie, me r\u00e9sous \u00e0 appeler les cr\u00e9as. M\u2019informent qu\u2019entament gr\u00e8ve de la faim pour protester contre campagne non-retenue par CB News. Me mets \u00e0 pleurer. Ressemble \u00e0 Patrick Dewaere. 14h33 \u2013 Boss t\u00e9l\u00e9phone et me rappelle que clients arrivent pour r\u00e9union dans trente minutes. Prends [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}