{"id":795,"date":"2004-03-01T00:33:13","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T00:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=795"},"modified":"2004-03-01T00:33:13","modified_gmt":"2004-03-01T00:33:13","slug":"roman-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Roman photo"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n14h47, d\u00e8s le matin, L\u00e9andro se presse 8 litres de jus d’orange (jusqu’\u00e0 ce que \u00e7a d\u00e9borde).<\/p>\n


\n16h34, L\u00e9andro se jette sur le dernier e-male (qu’il croit avoir vol\u00e9 alors que c’est gratuit) et se penche sur l’agenda clubbing.<\/p>\n


\n16h37, une fois le magazine \u00e9pluch\u00e9, il se r\u00e9soud \u00e0 appeler Dusty, un sacr\u00e9 noceur qui a toujours de bons plans. Ce soir, ils se rejoindront au New-Macumba.<\/p>\n


\n\u00ab – Aaaah ! L\u00e9androooo ! Tu as une note \u00e0 la place du c\u0153ur ! J’adore ta chemise !
\n– C’est un t-shirt, Dusty. \u00bb<\/p>\n


\n\u00ab – Tu ne m’avais pas pr\u00e9venu qu’il n’y avait que des filles \u00e0 p\u00e9d\u00e9 ce soir. Qui que je vais me faire ?
\n – Attends, on n’est plus en 2001 ch\u00e9ri. L’homosexualit\u00e9, c’est fini. Tape toi Karen ! \u00bb<\/p>\n


\n\u00ab – H\u00e9 Karen, on s’est pas d\u00e9j\u00e0 rencontr\u00e9 ? T’as pas un profil gayvox ?
\n– La vie est une tartine de merde. Je d\u00e9guste ce soir, ou bien ? \u00bb<\/p>\n

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14h47, d\u00e8s le matin, L\u00e9andro se presse 8 litres de jus d’orange (jusqu’\u00e0 ce que \u00e7a d\u00e9borde). 16h34, L\u00e9andro se jette sur le dernier e-male (qu’il croit avoir vol\u00e9 alors que c’est gratuit) et se penche sur l’agenda clubbing. 16h37, une fois le magazine \u00e9pluch\u00e9, il se r\u00e9soud \u00e0 appeler Dusty, un sacr\u00e9 noceur qui […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}