{"id":1369,"date":"2006-09-20T15:13:26","date_gmt":"2006-09-20T15:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1369"},"modified":"2006-09-20T15:13:26","modified_gmt":"2006-09-20T15:13:26","slug":"un-ete-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1369","title":{"rendered":"Un \u00e9t\u00e9 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ma grand’m\u00e8re m’a dit: \u00abtu sais, apr\u00e8s la guerre, il fallait attendre un an pour avoir un t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.\u00bb Apr\u00e8s, j’ai attendu un mois et internet a \u00e9t\u00e9 install\u00e9 chez moi.
\n\/\/
\nMy grand’mother said: \u00ab\u00a0you know, after the war, you had to wait for a year before having a telephone.\u00a0\u00bb Then, I waited for a month and my home was wired to the Internet. <\/p>\n

\"Un\"L'\u00e9poque\"Une
\n\"Avant,\"On\"Apr\u00e8s,
\n\"Comit\u00e9Central\"Quelle\"Pendant
\n\"Sur\"Montpellier,\"\u00abPutain
\n\"Le\"Pourtant,\"Tout
\n\"Boutique\"Szohod,\"De
\n\"Un\"O\u00f9\"A<\/p>\n

A1: Un \u00e9t\u00e9 qui fait replonger dans un pass\u00e9 ancien, enfoui. \/\/ A summer to throw you back in an ancient, buried past.
\nA2: L’\u00e9poque lointaine des vacances en train, des chuchottements une fois la lumi\u00e8re \u00e9teinte, des jeux de cowboys et d’Indiens. \/\/ The time long gone of holidays by train, of wispers once the light has been turned off, of cowboys and Indians games.
\nA3: Une \u00e9poque plus simple si ce n’est plus heureuse. \/\/ A simpler, if not happier time.
\nB1: Avant, mais c’est si loin d\u00e9j\u00e0, j’avais rompu avec Vincenzo, ou plut\u00f4t lui avec moi \/\/ Before, but it’s so long ago, I parted from Vincenzo, or he from me.
\nB2: On a fait une f\u00eate sur les quais et apr\u00e8s j’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 mauvais joueur. \/\/ We had a parti on the river quay and then I was a bad player.
\nB3: Apr\u00e8s, Nippon a eu une crise de vocation, et aussi une r\u00e9v\u00e9lation mystique (ou marketing?) \u00e0 Rennes-le-Ch\u00e2teau, le sanctuaire des pseudo-myst\u00e8res de l’abb\u00e9 Sauni\u00e8res. \/\/ Then, Nippon had a vocation crisis, and also a mystical (or was it marketing) epiphany, in Rennes-le-Ch\u00e2teau, the sanctuary of abbot Sauni\u00e8res’ mock mysteries.
\nC1: Comit\u00e9Central aussi a \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e0 Rennes, mais c’est \u00e0 Paris qu’il a pu toucher la manche d’un bibi et \u00eatre heureux. \/\/ Comit\u00e9Central also went to Rennes, but that was in Paris that he could touch a bibi and be happy.
\nC2: Quelle \u00e9tait la blague? Je ne sais plus. \/\/ What was the joke? That, I forgot.
\nC3: Pendant ce temps-l\u00e0, une visite sur les pois avec LeFaune mais sans ShiningRubis. J’ai subitement tout compris. \/\/ Meanwhile, a visite about polka dots with Fawn but without ShiningRubis. I suddenly got it all.
\nD1: Sur la C\u00f4te d’Azur: \u00abIls sont \u00e0 la Colle.\u00bb \/\/ On the Riviera. Sorry but this incredible and unvoluntary joke cannot be properly translated in English.
\nD2: Montpellier, avec Fran\u00e7ois B2: \u00abEt quand je suis rentr\u00e9, le voisin m’a dit que je pouvais dormir chez lui si tu ne m’ouvrais pas.\u00bb \/\/ Montpelier, with Fran\u00e7ois B2: \u00ab\u00a0and when I got back, the neighbour told me I could sleep in his room if you didn’t open\u00a0\u00bb.\u00a0\u00bb
\nD3: \u00abPutain en plus il arrive \u00e0 7 heures du mat’ le p\u00e9dophile!\u00bb \/\/ \u00ab\u00a0Christ, and the paedophile arrives at 7 in the morning!\u00a0\u00bb
\nE1: Le Uno est un jeu de soci\u00e9t\u00e9s o\u00f9 l’on se f\u00e2che et o\u00f9 CriBou gagne \u00e0 la fin. \/\/ Uno is a society game where you fall out and eventually CriBou wins.
\nE2: Pourtant, on tire de la force de revenir dans cet endroit. \/\/ You are stronger, however, of having been back to such a place.
\nE3: Tout ce que je laisse \u00e0 Paris. \/\/ Everything I leave back in Paris.
\nF1: Boutique sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e dans la vente de reines nordiques.\/\/Shop specialised in the commercialisation of Nordic queens.
\nF2: Szohod, l’\u00e9t\u00e9 le plus court d’Europe.\/\/ Szohod, the shortest summer in Europe.
\nF3: De retour dans le Tarn: \u00abOn ne veut pas que NippleLoki sache qu’on est venus assister \u00e0 un \u00e9v\u00e9nement h\u00e9t\u00e9ro-patriarcal\u00bb. \/\/ Back in Tarn: \u00ab\u00a0We don’t want NippleLoki to know that we came to attend an hetero-patriarchal event\u00a0\u00bb.
\nG1: Un mariage o\u00f9 l’on revoit tout le monde, pour boucler la boucle de la meilleure mani\u00e8re? \/\/ A wedding where I meet again everyone, to loop the loop the best way?
\nG2: O\u00f9 ma m\u00e8re et ma tante sont devenues les ragoteuses de bout de table: \u00abCette p\u00e9tasse …pia-pia-pia…\u00bb \/\/ My mother and aunt have become the table-end gossipers: \u00ab\u00a0this bitch… bla-bla-blah…\u00a0\u00bb
\nG3: A la fin de la nuit, mon grand’oncle octog\u00e9naire et un peu aigrillard dit: \u00abBon, et ben moi je vais raccompagner les vieilles!\u00bb \/\/ At the end of the night, my eighty-something and jocular grand’uncle says: \u00ab\u00a0well, for myself I drive the old ladies back!\u00a0\u00bb <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ma grand’m\u00e8re m’a dit: \u00abtu sais, apr\u00e8s la guerre, il fallait attendre un an pour avoir un t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.\u00bb Apr\u00e8s, j’ai attendu un mois et internet a \u00e9t\u00e9 install\u00e9 chez moi. \/\/ My grand’mother said: \u00ab\u00a0you know, after the war, you had to wait for a year before having a telephone.\u00a0\u00bb Then, I waited for a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}