{"id":1357,"date":"2006-07-31T16:37:32","date_gmt":"2006-07-31T16:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2006-07-31T16:37:32","modified_gmt":"2006-07-31T16:37:32","slug":"les-halieutiques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1357","title":{"rendered":"Les Halieutiques"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\u00ab\u00a0– C’est le calamar qui vous intrigue?
\n– Pardon?
\n– C’est le calamar qui vous intrigue.
\n– [regardant la toison d’or qui lui pend au cou] C’est un calamar? [Comprenant imm\u00e9diatement qu’il ne s’agit pas de \u00e7a] Vous avez p\u00each\u00e9 un calamar?
\n– Ouais, je l’ai p\u00each\u00e9 avec les dents.
\n– [Le troisi\u00e8me] On vous le donne si vous voulez, nous on le p\u00eache, mais on n’en mange pas.
\n– Ah! Non, non merci! [fuyant le quiproquo en bon prince parano]\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00ab\u00a0– C’est le calamar qui vous intrigue? – Pardon? – C’est le calamar qui vous intrigue. – [regardant la toison d’or qui lui pend au cou] C’est un calamar? [Comprenant imm\u00e9diatement qu’il ne s’agit pas de \u00e7a] Vous avez p\u00each\u00e9 un calamar? – Ouais, je l’ai p\u00each\u00e9 avec les dents. – [Le troisi\u00e8me] On vous […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}