M*** se pose des questions. BoxingBoy a renonc\u00e9. Fran\u00e7ois B2, AdiAbou, MisterPatate, Pif et moi avons cass\u00e9 (chacun du n\u00f4tre). Gilles papillonne. C’est le printemps, c’est la merde dans ta vie sentimentale. R\u00e9ussis ta d\u00e9pression avec Freedonia et K\u00fcbler-Ross, en respectant les 7 \u00e9tapes: <\/p>\n
1.-<\/b> choc: ta vie ressemble \u00e0 un film avec Karin Viard. Attention de ne pas te retrouver, comme elle, coinc\u00e9 en permanence dans un r\u00f4le stup\u00e9fiant, ridicule et douloureux. <\/p>\n
2.-<\/b> d\u00e9n\u00e9gation: tes appels nocturnes pour convaincre Comit\u00e9Central que tu n’es pas vraiment c\u00e9libataire et que tout peut toujours s’arranger sont path\u00e9tiques et vou\u00e9s \u00e0 l’\u00e9chec. <\/p>\n
3.-<\/b> col\u00e8re: d\u00e9verser du purin sur sa m\u00e8re ne peut pas \u00eatre la solution. (normalement.)<\/p>\n
4.-<\/b> n\u00e9gociation: tu aurais d\u00fb effacer son num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone quand tu \u00e9tais en col\u00e8re (le perdre quand tu \u00e9tais sous le choc). <\/p>\n
5.-<\/b> d\u00e9pression: attention, c’est g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement \u00e0 ce stade que tu recroises Speedo. Se jeter sous un train \/ \u00e0 sa gorge \/ \u00e0 ses pieds n’est pas une solution. <\/p>\n
6.-<\/b> exp\u00e9rimentation: attention, c’est \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s \u00e0 ce moment-l\u00e0 que tu risques de prendre un abonnement d’un an \u00e0 Dialache ou \u00e0 Univers Gym. <\/p>\n
7.-<\/b> acceptation: Bravo, tu viens de comprendre que la vie est, effectivement, une tartine de merde.
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\nM*** is questioning. BoxingBoy has renounced. Fran\u00e7ois B2, AdiAbou, MisterPatate, Pif et I have broken (each from our own). Gilles flits about. It’s springtime, it’s shit in your sentimental life. Succeed in your depression with Freedonia and K\u00fcbler-Ross, respecting the 7 stages:<\/p>\n
1.-<\/b> shock: your life looks like a movie with Karin Viard. Watch out! don’t get stuck like her in a staggering, ridiculous and painful part. <\/p>\n
2.-<\/b> denial: your night calls to convince Comit\u00e9Central that you’re not really celibate and that everything can always be sorted out are pathetic and doomed to failure. <\/p>\n
3.-<\/b> anger: pourring slurry on his\/her mother can’t be the solution. (normally.)<\/p>\n
4.-<\/b> bargaining: you should have deleted his\/her phone number when you were angry (lost it when you were shocked).<\/p>\n
5.-<\/b> depression: careful!, it’s generally at this stage that you bump into Speedo again. Throwing yourself under a train \/ at him \/ at his feet is no solution. <\/p>\n
6.-<\/b> testing: careful!, it’s about this point that you could take a one-year subscription to gay.com or Chariot. <\/p>\n
7.-<\/b> acceptance: well done, you just got that life is, indeed, a toast full of shit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M*** se pose des questions. BoxingBoy a renonc\u00e9. Fran\u00e7ois B2, AdiAbou, MisterPatate, Pif et moi avons cass\u00e9 (chacun du n\u00f4tre). Gilles papillonne. C’est le printemps, c’est la merde dans ta vie sentimentale. R\u00e9ussis ta d\u00e9pression avec Freedonia et K\u00fcbler-Ross, en respectant les 7 \u00e9tapes: 1.- choc: ta vie ressemble \u00e0 un film avec Karin Viard. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}