{"id":1317,"date":"2006-03-28T13:22:34","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T13:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2006-03-28T13:22:34","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T13:22:34","slug":"en-votre-absence-while-you-were-absent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"En votre absence \/\/ While you were absent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En votre absence, les p\u00e9ripat\u00e9tiputes ont perdu le droit \u00e0 la mini-jupe et \u00e0 la navigation rue Saint-Denis (a). On reparle beaucoup de la beaut\u00e9 du pinard, pas des 45 000 morts de poivrots chaque ann\u00e9e, en votre absence (b). Si, en ton absence, E-Mule t\u00e9l\u00e9charge 100 trucs, ce sera 3800\u20ac (c). En votre absence, les pauvres peuvent maintenant donner leur maison en gage au Cetelem pour acheter au t\u00e9l\u00e9-achat (d). On a point\u00e9 en votre absence les analogies entre vos prisons et celles de la Moldavie (e). En votre absence, votre pays consacre chaque ann\u00e9e 434 millions d&rsquo;euros \u00e0 moins taxer les profits sur ventes d&rsquo;actions. (f)<br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\nWhile you were absent, prostiwhores have lost their entitlement to miniskirt and circulating rue Saint-Denis (a). One has been speaking more of the marvels of booze, not of the 45,000 dead alkies a year, while you were absent (b). If E-Mule downloads 100 stuff while you\u2019re absent, you\u2019ll be charged 3,800\u20ac (c). While you\u2019re absent, the poor now have the opportunity to mortgage their house to teleshop (d). Analogies between your prisons and Moldavia\u2019s were pointed out while you were absent (e). Your country is \u2013 in your absence \u2013 devoting 434 million euros to tax share sales less (f). <br \/>\n____<\/p>\n<p>Doub&rsquo;s m&rsquo;a racont\u00e9 qu&rsquo;il papotait, de temps \u00e0 autre, avec un type de MSN \u00e0 qui j&rsquo;ai bris\u00e9 le coeur il y a bien 4 ans et qui m&rsquo;en veut mortellement. Le probl\u00e8me principal est que je ne me rappelle pas. (Ici, ins\u00e9rer les blagues de Comit\u00e9 sur mes d\u00e9ficiences m\u00e9morielles.) Je me souviens bien d&rsquo;un Ludovic, visit\u00e9 \u00e0 Warwick, connu, plant\u00e9, revu longtemps apr\u00e8s et qui m&rsquo;avait dit combien \u00e7a lui avait fait du mal &#8212; de cela je me souviens et j&rsquo;ai encore le remords. Mais il est question d&rsquo;un autre. De son texto auquel je n&rsquo;ai, apparemment, jamais r\u00e9pondu apr\u00e8s une seule nuit, je n&rsquo;ai rien en m\u00e9moire, ou tellement recul\u00e9, repouss\u00e9, obscur. Pourquoi je ne l&rsquo;ai jamais rappel\u00e9, je peux m&rsquo;en douter mais je ne sais plus. Le plus curieux est la haine dont Doub&rsquo;s dit qu&rsquo;il me poursuit. M\u00eame si l&rsquo;affection ou le d\u00e9sir que je suscite me paraissent toujours un peu occasionnels et \u00e9tonnants (et donc gratifiants), je m&rsquo;en rends compte, parfois au moins. Mais une grande passion \u00e7a me d\u00e9passe litt\u00e9ralement et \u00e7a m&rsquo;\u00e9chappe. Sans doute cela m&rsquo;effraie, un gar\u00e7on avec une poup\u00e9e vaudou de moi. Peut-\u00eatre, aussi, a posteriori cela me pla\u00eet-il, m\u00eame si \u00e0 choisir \u00e7a n&rsquo;aurait pas \u00e9t\u00e9 une haine tenace ; je ne saurais pr\u00e9tendre que je ne suis pas, perversement, un peu flatt\u00e9. <br \/>\n\/\/<br \/>\nDoub\u2019s told me he was chatting once in a while with an MSN guy whose heart I broke more than 4 years ago, and who bears me a mortal grudge. The main problem being, I can\u2019t remember. (Here, insert Comit\u00e9\u2019s joke on my memorising deficiencies). I can remember a Ludovic, visited in Warwick, known, let down, seen again long after, and who has told me how much he had suffered \u2013 that I can remember and feel remorse of. But here is question of another. Of his text message after a single night I apparently never answered, I have nothing in memory, or far-off, repelled, obscure. Why I never call back, I can fathom but I don\u2019t know anymore. Most curious is the strength of his hate towards me (according to Doub&rsquo;s). Even if affection or desire I arise always seem to me a bit occasional and stunning (and thus gratifying), I\u2019m aware at least sometimes of them. But a great passion literally exceeds and escapes me. That probably scares me, a guy with a voodoo doll of me. Maybe, with hindsight, I\u2019m pleased of that, even if had I chosen it wouldn\u2019t have been long-lasting hatred; I cannot pretend that I\u2019m not, perversely, flattered a bit. <\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/31.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Int\u00e9rieur Cuir \/ Leather inside.\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/32.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\u00abOn a tous des devises dans le Sud. Sa devise occulte c\u2019\u00e9tait \u2018Quiquette qui bande n\u2019a point de conscience\u2019\u00bb. \/ \"In the South, we all have mottos. His secret motto was 'A hard tool has no soul'.\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/33.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Parfois, des gar\u00e7ons me font penser \u00e0 Speedo. Ou alors c\u2019est le changement d\u2019heure. \/ Sometimes boys make me think of Speedo. Or it's the time change.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\na) Article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legifrance.gouv.fr\/WAspad\/VisuArticleCode?commun=CPENAL&#038;code=&#038;h0=CPENALLL.rcv&#038;h1=2&#038;h3=44\">225-10-1<\/a> du code p\u00e9nal, introduit par l&rsquo;article 50 de la loi n\u00b0 2003-239 du 18 mars 2003 pour la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 int\u00e9rieure. <br \/>\nb) Article L. 3323-4 du code de la sant\u00e9 publique, introduit par l&rsquo;article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legifrance.gouv.fr\/WAspad\/UnTexteDeJorf?numjo=AGRX0300111L\">21<\/a> de la loi n\u00b02005-157 du 23 f\u00e9vrier 2005 relative au d\u00e9veloppement des territoires ruraux.<br \/>\nc) Article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.assemblee-nationale.fr\/12\/ta\/ta0554.asp\">14 bis nouveau<\/a> du projet de loi relatif au droit d&rsquo;auteur et aux droits voisins dans la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de l&rsquo;information.<br \/>\nd) Article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legifrance.gouv.fr\/WAspad\/UnTexteDeJorf?numjo=JUSX0600032R\">41<\/a> (nouveau titre Ier du livre III du code de la consommation) de l&rsquo;ordonnance n\u00b0 2006-346 du 23 mars 2006 relative aux s\u00fbret\u00e9s. <br \/>\ne) Rapport du commissaire aux droits de l&rsquo;homme du Conseil de l&rsquo;Europe, CommDH(2006)2, \u00a7 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coe.int\/T\/f\/Commissaire_D.H\/Unit%E9_de_Communication\/Documents\/pdf.CommDH%282006%292_F.pdf\">65<\/a> et suivants.<br \/>\nf) Article 39 de la loi de finance rectificative pour 2004 modifiant l&rsquo;article <a href=\"http:\/\/alize.finances.gouv.fr\/budget\/plf2006\/bleus\/pdf\/DVMFVM1.pdf\">219<\/a> du code g\u00e9n\u00e9ral des imp\u00f4ts. <\/p>\n<p>____<\/p>\n<p>A1: Int\u00e9rieur Cuir \/ Leather inside.<br \/>\nA2: \u00abOn a tous des devises dans le Sud. Sa devise occulte c\u2019\u00e9tait \u2018Quiquette qui bande n\u2019a point de conscience\u2019\u00bb. \/ \u00ab\u00a0In the South, we all have mottos. His secret motto was &lsquo;A hard tool has no soul&rsquo;.\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nA3: Parfois, des gar\u00e7ons me font penser \u00e0 Speedo. Ou alors c\u2019est le changement d\u2019heure. \/ Sometimes boys make me think of Speedo. Or it&rsquo;s the time change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En votre absence, les p\u00e9ripat\u00e9tiputes ont perdu le droit \u00e0 la mini-jupe et \u00e0 la navigation rue Saint-Denis (a). On reparle beaucoup de la beaut\u00e9 du pinard, pas des 45 000 morts de poivrots chaque ann\u00e9e, en votre absence (b). Si, en ton absence, E-Mule t\u00e9l\u00e9charge 100 trucs, ce sera 3800\u20ac (c). En votre absence, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}