{"id":1307,"date":"2006-03-06T20:08:35","date_gmt":"2006-03-06T20:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2006-03-06T20:08:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-06T20:08:35","slug":"eingeklemmt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"Eingeklemmt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On me dit: tu ne parles plus de ta vie, tu ne mets plus de photos. Et pourtant, plein de trucs se produisent, genre, ma voisine de bureau parle de vacances d&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 depuis au moins un mois. \/ I&rsquo;m told that I don&rsquo;t talk about my life anymore, that I don&rsquo;t upload photos anymore. However, lots is ahappening, like, my office neighbour has been talking summer holidays for a month already.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/03.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"L'autre samedi, d\u00e9j\u00e0: \u00abils ont m\u00eame pas de chocolat!\u00bb \/ The other Saturday, already: \"They don't even have hot chocolate!\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/01.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Et aussi: \u00abJe suis saoule!\u00bb \/ Also: \"I'm a drunk girl!\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/02.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Et encore: \u00abIl faut lui faire un calin du cul...\u00bb \/ And then: \"You should give his ass a cuddle...\"\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/04.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ce dimanche-l\u00e0: \u00abTu connais la chanson de Brel, 'Mathilde est revenue'?\u00bb \/ That Sunday: \"You know Brel's song, 'Mathilde Is Back'?\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/05.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Prise ill\u00e9gale d'int\u00e9r\u00eat \/ Embezzlement\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.freakydoll.com\/blog\/?p=592\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/06.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\u00abOn devrait faire une reprise de 'blablablablabla!'\u00bb \/ \"We should sing a remake of 'blablablablabla!'\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/08.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\u00abMakroud et Foucault, les clefs de l'avenir! -- oui, oui, bravo, faisons la r\u00e9volution!\u00bb (Xavier Hyst\u00e9rose)\/ \"Greasy North-African cookies and Foucault, keys for the future! -- Yeah, yeah, hurrah, let's make the revolution!\" (Xavier Hyst\u00e9rose)\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/07.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A l'Organisation, je m'emmerde bien. Heureusement, des fois, j'ai un sourire de Tom (de Finlande). \/ I'm bored stiff at the Organisation. Happily enough, I sometimes get a smile from Tom (of Finland).\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/09.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Dans une vie terne ou froide ou floue ou secou\u00e9e, j'ai au moins un point d'appui, de stabilit\u00e9. \/ In a life dull or cold or blurry or shaky, I have at least one linchpin, one stable point.\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/10.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Samedi, dimanche: \u00abmoi aussi je suis parano, alors l\u00e0 je peux te le dire: t'es parano!\u00bb \/ Saturday, Sunday: \"I too am paranoid, and I'm telling you: YOU are paranoid!\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Lapins, impr\u00e9vus, rebondissements, brocantes, scissions, choix de mobilier de cuisine: un weekend en demi-teinte. \/ Stood-up, unexpecting, rebounding, split, double-crossed, choosing kitchen furniture: a mixed weekend.\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/200603\/12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Et la question du jour: faut-il donner l'adresse de Freedonia \u00e0 ma m\u00e8re? (qui en a appris l'existence...)\/ And today's question: should I give Freedonia's address to my mother? (who has been told of its existence...)\" \/><\/p>\n<p>____<br \/>\nA1: L&rsquo;autre samedi, d\u00e9j\u00e0: \u00abils ont m\u00eame pas de chocolat!\u00bb \/ The other Saturday, already: \u00ab\u00a0They don&rsquo;t even have hot chocolate!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nA2: Et aussi: \u00abJe suis saoule!\u00bb \/ Also: \u00ab\u00a0I&rsquo;m a drunk girl!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nA3: Et encore: \u00abIl faut lui faire un calin du cul&#8230;\u00bb \/ And then: \u00ab\u00a0You should give his ass a cuddle&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nB1: Ce dimanche-l\u00e0: \u00abTu connais la chanson de Brel, &lsquo;Mathilde est revenue&rsquo;?\u00bb \/ That Sunday: \u00ab\u00a0You know Brel&rsquo;s song, &lsquo;Mathilde Is Back&rsquo;?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nB2: Prise ill\u00e9gale d&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat \/ Embezzlement<br \/>\nB3: \u00abOn devrait faire une reprise de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freakydoll.com\/blog\/?p=592\">&lsquo;blablablablabla!&rsquo;<\/a>\u00bb \/ \u00ab\u00a0We should sing a remake of &lsquo;blablablablabla!'\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nC1: \u00abMakroud et Foucault, les clefs de l&rsquo;avenir! &#8212; oui, oui, bravo, faisons la r\u00e9volution!\u00bb (Xavier Hyst\u00e9rose)\/ \u00ab\u00a0Greasy North-African cookies and Foucault, keys for the future! &#8212; Yeah, yeah, hurrah, let&rsquo;s make the revolution!\u00a0\u00bb (Xavier Hyst\u00e9rose)<br \/>\nC2: A l&rsquo;Organisation, je m&#8217;emmerde bien. Heureusement, des fois, j&rsquo;ai un sourire de Tom (de Finlande). \/ I&rsquo;m bored stiff at the Organisation. Happily enough, I sometimes get a smile from Tom (of Finland).<br \/>\nC3: Dans une vie terne ou froide ou floue ou secou\u00e9e, j&rsquo;ai au moins un point d&rsquo;appui, de stabilit\u00e9. \/ In a life dull or cold or blurry or shaky, I have at least one linchpin, one stable point.<br \/>\nD1: Samedi, dimanche: \u00abmoi aussi je suis parano, alors l\u00e0 je peux te le dire: t&rsquo;es parano!\u00bb \/ Saturday, Sunday: \u00ab\u00a0I too am paranoid, and I&rsquo;m telling you: YOU are paranoid!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nD2: Lapins, impr\u00e9vus, rebondissements, brocantes, scissions, choix de mobilier de cuisine: un weekend en demi-teinte. \/ Stood-up, unexpecting, rebounding, split, double-crossed, choosing kitchen furniture: a mixed weekend. <br \/>\nD3: Et la question du jour: faut-il donner l&rsquo;adresse de Freedonia \u00e0 ma m\u00e8re? (qui en a appris l&rsquo;existence&#8230;)\/ And today&rsquo;s question: should I give Freedonia&rsquo;s address to my mother? (who has been told of its existence&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On me dit: tu ne parles plus de ta vie, tu ne mets plus de photos. Et pourtant, plein de trucs se produisent, genre, ma voisine de bureau parle de vacances d&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 depuis au moins un mois. \/ I&rsquo;m told that I don&rsquo;t talk about my life anymore, that I don&rsquo;t upload photos anymore. However, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}