{"id":1102,"date":"2005-01-22T18:25:08","date_gmt":"2005-01-22T18:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2005-01-22T18:25:08","modified_gmt":"2005-01-22T18:25:08","slug":"professions-revees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/?p=1102","title":{"rendered":"professions r\u00eav\u00e9es"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>== rat\u00e9es ==<br \/>\n* Le type qui invente des <a href=\"http:\/\/publications.eu.int\/code\/en\/en-5000400.htm\">acronymes<\/a> pour l&rsquo;administration europ\u00e9enne (LEONARDO, FEDER, etc.) <br \/>\n* biochimiste (parce que j&rsquo;aime les <a href=\"http:\/\/e.m.c.2.free.fr\/molec.htm\">mod\u00e8les mol\u00e9culaires<\/a> en plastique.)<br \/>\n* eccl\u00e9siatique (parce qu&rsquo;ils para\u00eet que \u00e7a couche et que j&rsquo;adore les chaussettes cardinalices.)<br \/>\n* L\u00e9on Zitrone (pour l&rsquo;amour obs\u00e9quieux des familles princi\u00e8res. Je peux me rattraper en faisant chef du Protocole.)<br \/>\n* photographe alimentaire (le Nan Goldin d&rsquo;<i>Elle \u00e0 table<\/i>).<\/p>\n<p>== prospectives ==<br \/>\n* parlementaire ou ministre (pour pouvoir casser quelqu&rsquo;un tous les mercredis et tordre sans r\u00e9plique le cou d&rsquo;un <a href=\"http:\/\/www.archives.premier-ministre.gouv.fr\/jospin_version2\/GOUV\/PHOTO_PARLY2.HTM\">micro<\/a>.)<br \/>\n* dirigeant des Verts (pour tramer des manoeuvres d&rsquo;appareil.)<br \/>\n* vieux con litt\u00e9raire (pour enfin publier <i>le Surlendemain<\/i>, sous forme de fragments inachev\u00e9s.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>== rat\u00e9es == * Le type qui invente des acronymes pour l&rsquo;administration europ\u00e9enne (LEONARDO, FEDER, etc.) * biochimiste (parce que j&rsquo;aime les mod\u00e8les mol\u00e9culaires en plastique.) * eccl\u00e9siatique (parce qu&rsquo;ils para\u00eet que \u00e7a couche et que j&rsquo;adore les chaussettes cardinalices.) * L\u00e9on Zitrone (pour l&rsquo;amour obs\u00e9quieux des familles princi\u00e8res. Je peux me rattraper en faisant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.freedonia.fr\/blogWP\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}